Over the past few days I saw this guy in the living room first, then in the bathroom, then one morning opened my eyes after hair washing to find this jumpscare directly to my left. This clumsy idiot also fell down into the puddle of water while I fetched a glass. I finally put him outside and later discovered that he's a Nosferatu Spider as Germans call them. (Zoropsis Spinimana)

I found him quite pretty, but he's the type of fast spider that still spooks me a lot.