Mastodawn

Turboconnard 5d ago

Googled my symptoms and it turns out I’m just sober.

Darth Hideout 🏳️‍🌈5d ago

I'm so sorry. Is it treatable?

May Likes Toronto 5d ago

@darth_hideout @Mjack It's contagious!

פְּרִי 5d ago

@Mjack oh.. I'm so very sorry

glasspshr 5d ago

@amiserabilist brutal

Kilroy_Was_Here 5d ago

@Mjack You got lucky, every time I google my symptoms I have stage 4 cancer.

Obot 50549535 5d ago

@Mjack Damn. Is that a treatable condition?

Jon Wilson 5d ago

@obot50549535 @Mjack Yes! Curiously, it's the same protocol as for methanol ingestion

@Mjack get well soon 🙏🤕

Melissa BearTrix 5d ago

You better fix that

Hugz & xXx

happyborg 5d ago

@Mjack I've had this, don't worry, it will pass.

Alien software, human hardware 5d ago

@Mjack oof! That's tough this year!

I thought I was getting a contact low!

Kierkethumbs up convincingly 4d ago

@Mjack thoughts and prayers

@Mjack Iain Banks “The Bridge”
“You’re upset”
“No I’m sober. The symptoms are similar “. From memory.

@Mjack this reminded me of the classic comic The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers Come Down but I couldn't find a digital version... Until now!

@Mjack oh no! You should get that seen to.

MaysonLancaster 20h ago

@Mjack @lisamelton Acute or chronic?