#Trump #Iran #AprilFool #USPol

Per:
Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz
I’ll save you some time on the Iran address:

β€’ It’s Biden’s fault
β€’ 48 hours
β€’ Two weeks
β€’ Some incoherent gibberish
β€’ We’ve won
β€’ We are way ahead of schedule
β€’ It’s a little excursion
β€’ We have obliterated them
β€’ We’ve knocked out all their ships
β€’ I could open up the Strait of Hormuz
β€’ Go get your own oil
β€’ They gave us a present
β€’ NATO are cowards
β€’ Something about Nuclear weapons
β€’ Allies are useless
β€’ We need allies
β€’ Nobody’s ever seen anything like it
β€’ Fake news
β€’ DEMOCRATS
β€’ Obama
β€’ More gibberish
β€’ I know more than the generals
β€’ Greatest foreign policy ever
β€’ My Ballroom Is Great
β€’ Have you seen the ballroom plans
β€’ Corinthian columns, maybe in gold

Am I missing anything?

@Sheep_Overboard
The 2020 election was stolen.

@lipservant

I added the last three. Yours is def missing :)
Sure to be dozens more to add 🍿

Oh, also "They're eating the pet/dogs/cats"