#Trump #Iran #AprilFool #USPol

Per:
Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz
I’ll save you some time on the Iran address:

• It’s Biden’s fault
• 48 hours
• Two weeks
• Some incoherent gibberish
• We’ve won
• We are way ahead of schedule
• It’s a little excursion
• We have obliterated them
• We’ve knocked out all their ships
• I could open up the Strait of Hormuz
• Go get your own oil
• They gave us a present
• NATO are cowards
• Something about Nuclear weapons
• Allies are useless
• We need allies
• Nobody’s ever seen anything like it
• Fake news
• DEMOCRATS
• Obama
• More gibberish
• I know more than the generals
• Greatest foreign policy ever
• My Ballroom Is Great
• Have you seen the ballroom plans
• Corinthian columns, maybe in gold

Am I missing anything?