woke war 3
one of them is protecting you, the rest are trying to kill you. who do you want protecting you?

(images stolen from @keyboards)
Apr 1 at 1:16amWeb
Show threadwoke war 3Apr 1
if you picked 1: you've used a cash register style commodore PET and somehow got used to it, this is normal to you

if you picked 2: you likely have three hands so you don't have to keep twisting one

if you picked 3: trial and error and memorization is easy to you

if you picked 4: once the other keyboards are destroyed, humanity will be your next target.
Show threadProto Himbo EuropeanApr 1
@mjdxp I've had Logitech's version of #2 back in the early 00s. It was awesome. The only better keyboard I've had was like that but fully split.
Show threadluna sugar🍬🍭🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 [migrated to @[email protected]]Apr 1
@mjdxp @keyboards would pick 1, maybe it could summon aliens, which could help dealing with the other keyboards ​​
Show threadluna sugar🍬🍭🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 [migrated to @[email protected]]Apr 1
@mjdxp @keyboards albeit, the fourth keyboard has tux on it,,, hm,,,
Show threadluna sugar🍬🍭🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 [migrated to @[email protected]]Apr 1
@mjdxp @keyboards yeah, still 1, it has more interesting buttons, which could help if one of those buttons doesn't work because fae rolls 1 on d20

like, summoning angry sun could be pretty useful too ​​
Show threadluna sugar🍬🍭🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 [migrated to @[email protected]]Apr 1
@mjdxp @keyboards not to mention, fae wouldn't want angry sun attacking faer

at least tux is pretty much a penguin, should be pretty easy for a sun to deal with ​​
Show threadwoke war 3Apr 1
@sugar @keyboards what kind of keyboards have you been using   /lh
Show threadkliyo erinaApr 3
@mjdxp @keyboards 1 seems the most sensible and sleek; plus, it means I get to call Wall-E to protect me