if you're touching computers and would like to stay a minimally decent being it is imperative you kill the libertarian techbro inside
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Fortunately, mine seems to have largely died of mortal scorn.

@peachymist Dead and buried, I'm now more fighting the libertarian techbro outside.
@ainmosni that one is even worse
@peachymist , and seems to have all the money too.
@peachymist And of course there aren't libertarian techbros. These two things are quite the opposite. Libertarian is a loose term for anarchist and a techbro is someone who follows the trends in technology mandated by the big corporations.

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Blocked this person who I can only imagine is a troll, but for those reading along:

Libertarianism and anarchism are about as related as tradwifing and community gardens. Which is to say: diametrically opposed.

@peachymist difficult. occasionally it is important to think like a techbro in order to anticipate my enemies. so i keep my inner techbro in a triple-sealed containment chamber, connected to the outside only by an acoustic interface.
@peachymist also on the outside. No seriously please. They're an invasive species.
@peachymist that's why I place every new device in the microwave oven before use. Half an an hour at 600W always gets them.
@peachymist starve the libertarian techbro, feed the librarian bookgal
@peachymist what about my inner anarchist puppy girl she wants to disrupt the capital systems so bad