"Is this a joke?"

I glanced up at the irate person who was addressing me, "I think 'this' is a pronoun, not a joke?"

The person blinked, still visibly irate.

"Not the word - this!"

A box was placed in front of me, "That's a box."

With a grumble the person pulled out a large toy bear, "This arrived and the note reads - To the most wonderful human, love your Good Boy."

"Cute!"

"It's NOT cute. My dog used MY credit card for this!"

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