Wait so some of the Magic Spells got leaked?
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and paste of bin
Software Engineers rapidly scrubbing "Worked on Claude Code at Anthropic" from their CVs
"So wait, you need a hundred billion dollars, and all the RAM and SSDs in the world, to build datacentres to host *this*?"
These motherfuckers need to be laughed out of every room they're ever in for evermore
"AGI is coming" yeah I don't think you can get to there from here, lads
@pikesley no no no you don't understand the 13K lines of ponderous react hooks are just an _interface_ to the AGI.

@orangetronic

The Ponderous React Hooks are playing the Dublin Castle in Camden this Friday, £4 advance, £5 on the door

Efficient algorithms are for people who haven't had their brains completely smoothed by fucking LLMs
@pikesley "brain smoothing" is such a good way to put it
@pikesley People stopped using efficient algorithms waaay before LLMs came on the scene.
@pikesley to host a giant pile-o-shit. An enormous stochastic token predictor. A humongous electronic parrot. A regurgitator.
@otte_homan @pikesley an extruder. A bullshit plausifier.
@pikesley but wait! it gets dumber!
@pikesley @davidgerard except that one dude who’s adding “triggered ai bubble collapse with an accidental object file commit”
@pikesley
Double, double, toil and trouble,
do not hallucinate, my bubble...
@pikesley Oh, this is that vibe coding thing I've heard about, isn't it?