Robin HoodThe neat thing about high density storage is that for the first time in human history you could probably fit every book ever written up your butt
“What’s that ass do?”
“CONTAIN ALL OF HUMAN KNOWLEDGE”
Ruby Kitsuloon > FWA@robinhood Now that's an ass I could get behind~ 
серафими многоꙮчитїи@robinhood the Library of Bootylon
(would the Guinness book of records entertain an entry for rectal information retention?)
Owashii 
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@robinhood So /that's/ where the Library of Alexandria went
QuakerWanker@robinhood a whole new level of literacy.
Aires 💗🔓🗝️@QuakerWanker @robinhood liter-ass-y
Pete Alex Harris🦡🕸️🌲/∞🪐∫@robinhood
Your scientists were too busy finding out if they could etc.
Your scientists were too busy finding out if they could etc.
Erkhyan@robinhood Spanish lessons suddenly have an awkward response to “¿Dónde está la biblioteca?”
Warlocklord@robinhood second time, at first there was only one book
@zagebo fair, but it was probably a hefty clay tablet
Mx Rey (Fuck ICE) 💜 🏳️⚧️
Truffles@zagebo @robinhood the first scroll could be a more convenient form factor, depending how you define "book"..
Frummidge 
@robinhood I think it's a safe assumption that the first couple of books wouldn't fit inside a butt, though it's not completely implausible...
World Basement Classic@robinhood You can get 512GB SD cards these days, you could fit a lot of them up your butt.