Looking up the pay grades for all the Spartans in Halo and all but one these poor fucks are not even making six figures.

They got kidnapped as children, put through hellish training, injected with crazy juice, had multiple bone surgeries, and their job is to single handedly win entire battles against a superior force for the navy. Their pay grade? E5. E6 if they're lucky. Go fuck yourself.

Workers of the world unite!

Happy may day everyone.