Oracle have laid off 30k employees today. They did it to personal email accounts at 6am 🫑 saying they needed the money to spend on GenAI instead. https://thenextweb.com/news/oracle-layoffs-march-2026

Oracle’s share price since they went GenAI nuts:

@GossiTheDog Look who's finding the fuck out. LMFAO.   

@cR0w @GossiTheDog That, more than anything else, explains the layoffs.

There's only like 3 levers for companies to pull at the moment to really juice stock price. Layoffs, AI (which implies future layoffs), and stock buybacks. Odds that they use the money saved from these layoffs for buybacks in, say, a year?

@nerdpr0f @cR0w @GossiTheDog Daddy Ellison may have to use the cash to back up David's misadventure with Warner
@mttaggart @nerdpr0f @cR0w @GossiTheDog I don't think it's a misadventure. It's working quite nicely in their favor.
@drwho @nerdpr0f @cR0w @GossiTheDog Warner has historically been a toxic asset, and David's ideas for making it more valuable are deranged.

@mttaggart @nerdpr0f @cR0w @GossiTheDog WB owns an amazing amount of stuff, yeah. But some of it tanking would definitely be in their best interests long term: Discovery Channel, Science Channel, CNN, WB International, World Heritage Channel

Uninformed, under educated people are a valuable political resource.

@mttaggart @nerdpr0f @cR0w @GossiTheDog And that's not getting into the stuff the Ellison clan owns directly.

The rest can be used for large scale social engineering (in the sense of engineering social structures toward a particular end).

@drwho @nerdpr0f @cR0w @GossiTheDog My sense is CNN is the reason for the purchase; the rest is fluff. But it still has to make money to account for the bananas investment, or Larry is footing the bill.

And uh, CBS does not bode well for that prospect.

@mttaggart @drwho @nerdpr0f @cR0w @GossiTheDog It’s like when Oracle bought Sun just so they could own Java and patent troll Google and everyone that used it. Oracle and the Ellisons are parasites.
@mttaggart @nerdpr0f @cR0w @GossiTheDog That was my assessment as well. There are plenty of fringe benefits, CNN aside. Plus, the other properties would be ideal for maneuvering debt onto and scuttling. For the tax breaks if nothing else.
@mttaggart @drwho @nerdpr0f @cR0w @GossiTheDog if it was about CNN, why not just let Netflix do its offer? Netflix didn't want CNN, the cable portfolio would have been on sale for pennies or less on the Netflix deal's dollar and available for sale. I think he KNEW AI was a bad bet he had overextended himself on, leveraged, on either sides of in terms of the downside risk, and truly wants the whole media and IP portfolio on the premise it will keep its value when AI blows up on him