When I take over the world, people who treat public transportation as their living room will be the first to be reeducated: they’ll be trapped listening to unwanted TikToks at full volume on loop, surrounded by passengers loudly chewing finger food, all while breathing in the ripe aftermath of sweaty shoes that strangers had left all over the place.

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@linguistgoneforeign i shall be clipping my nails while blasting pink pony club
@linguistgoneforeign
How about a video calling marathon in a language they can't understand? Klingon would be perfect.

@edwinek

That would be too cool to be considered torture. 😁

@linguistgoneforeign

Best enjoyed in a train compartment of six seats, with the door closed πŸ‘ŒπŸ».
On a perfect day, the aircon has quit service on top of it all.

Let fun commence 😁