Mastodawn

Why are mornings only 10 minutes long, but the afternoons are 16 hours?

Wonder if buying a house at 501 BlackHole Lane is having an effect.

@ottaross you could be in an eccentric orbit around it...

@johnefrancis That would explain it… and the strange oscillating elongation of my upstairs bathroom.

@ottaross that's only when relatives are visiting because, you know, relativity