The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat, and the best way to irritate him is to feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

#HitchhikersGuide #DouglasAdams #quotes #quote #bot

@HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2 You know, I've read the books dozens of times. And seen this quote on it's own dozens more. And YET, I only just now truly got this joke. 🤦