The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat, and the best way to irritate him is to feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

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@HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2 You know, I've read the books dozens of times. And seen this quote on it's own dozens more. And YET, I only just now truly got this joke. 🤦
@HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2 This quote is even funnier in context, as earlier in the Book’s description of Vogons, we have this: “They wouldn’t even lift a finger to save their own grandmother from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, without orders signed in triplicate… etc”