I just saw the van for a waterproofing company called Optimal Seal and the crime here is that they didn't have a mascot.
@stilgherrian You're thinking a penguin, right?
@Bern I wasn't, but sure we can go with that.
@stilgherrian Might have been at confession.
@gordonkerry How... how does that work?
@stilgherrian Well a seal might need to hold down two jobs.
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I am visualising a mecha pinniped.

@stilgherrian the mascot needs to be a penguin eating an ice cream.

Because: https://www.davesjokes.com/?joke=blown-seal

Blown Seal

A penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down. He waddled to the nearest phone to call AAA.His car was quickly towed to the nearest garage where the mechanic told him he would need a couple of hours to check out the car.The penguin, being a good natured bird, didn’t complain but… Read More »Blown Seal

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