How many computers do you have within arms reach right now? (If you have to ask: yes, it's a computer)
1
18.7%
2
20.2%
3
18.5%
4
13.2%
5
8.6%
6
6.3%
7
3.1%
8
2.9%
9
1.4%
10+
7%
Poll ended at .

I'm at 10 computers within arms reach if I'm sitting at my desk at home and I need validation that that's not abnormal.

So far it's not looking good.

Make that 11. I just found another.
Nevermind. 12.
Uhhh. 13.

Ok final list.

  • Desktop PC
  • Personal phone
  • Pebble watch
  • Kobo e-reader
  • XTEINK e-reader
  • Work Macbook
  • Work phone
  • Wife's Macbook (I have to lean a little over to her desk so this one's questionable)
  • Steam Deck
  • PSP
  • PineTime
  • Home server
  • Old school laptop
  • Quest 2

Wait that's 14.

@jp

If it makes you feel any better, a small selection of what is within arm's reach

@jp I’m at two where I am right now, but if I was sitting at my desk it would be 14:

1. Work MacBook
2. Personal laptop
3. Pixel 3a
4. My iPhone
5. iPhone 4S
6. iPod Nano 3rd Gen
7. Apple Watch
8. Windows PC
9. 2018 Mac Mini
10. 2011 Mac Mini
11. Umbrel Home
12. 2015 MacBook Air
13. iPad Pro
14. 2006 MacBook

@jp

  • Laptop
  • Tangara
  • Kindle
  • Phone (though I usually leave this at my desk, switched off. it is currently powered off.)

@jp

Oh, there's also a 2012 laptop down in my desk, but I'd have to open up a cabinet, clear some stuff out of the way, pull it out, and plug it in (since it doesn't have a working battery). Not gonna count that as "within reach".

@amin The essentials!

@jp Don't forget alle the Shelly Equipment. And the Wemos D1 Minis. And probably switches, access points, Flipper Zeros, Chameleon Mini, and stuff.

So yeah, 20+ is perfectly normal.

@jp

I'm counting 14 at my place. Yeah, dude, we're totally normal!

@jp I see you. I validate you. I have 16.

Actually 17.

No!

18!

Yes, that's the final number.

@jp wait, watches count too?!

That makes it 20.

I hope virtual machines don't count.

@jp

Aw, no 45+ option :(

@OpenComputeDesign I would've kept going but I found the choice limit.

@jp

Yeah. I stopped counting at 10 too and didn't even get as far as the assorted arduinos, picos etc that aren't yet part of any project.

@OpenComputeDesign

@jp @OpenComputeDesign

On the other hand: when I'm in bed it's 0, which isn't an option. Not that I'd be able to select it if it were 😂

@jp so my steam deck, my PC, and the laptop, and also my phone.... Uhhh
@jp Four cellphones, three SDRs, two Pis, a couple of HackRFs (more SDRs?), two laptops, a Sony Vita, a Nintendo 3DS... probably a couple of other things under the piles that I've forgotten about. I may have a problem.
@derek Don't worry. It's not hoarding, it's collecting.

@jp What is it when you pick up the TV remote and go "THAT'S where that nvme drive went!"?

Please let's not talk about MicroSD cards...

*Travels 50 years into the past. Tries to convince an IT Professional that you "lost" 1TB worth of storage because you dropped it into the carpet somewhere.*

@jp Do they have to be operational? :-)

Anyway, I'm noticing a suspicious bump around 8. The octopi have infiltrated fedi.

@jp too damn many laptops, couple of ebook readers, phone, tablet, watch, steamdeck, stopped counting there. no problem. :D
@moira @jp I answered five. I am in bed.

@tithonium @jp there are deliberately scary few computers in our bedroom.

there's an extension of the house PBX and because it's the uplink (for antenna reasons) it is a smartphone. but we don't use it as one. it's _just_ a network uplink.

that's it.

we used to have compys in the bedroom, we got them out.

recommended, ngl.

@moira @jp I'm in my office, and it's a dangerous place to ask that question.

@glitch25 @jp I'm in my (home) office _now_, let's see.

Embedded in 3D printer but removable and still programmable so still a compy (1), lappy (2), other lappy (3), tiny lappy (4), PS4 Pro (5), old phone used as display (6), old phone used as lab camera (7, technically just out of reach atm but I'm still counting it, because my chair has wheels and it's one kick away), and... huh. I guess that's it!

_Two_ kicks away and I get to a closet which sends me into 10+ but that's two kicks away and that doesn't count. xD

@moira @jp For me, two different work devices plus personal computer. Both gaming handhelds happen to be in here. Two LoRa nodes, several PIs including the GPS time server. Watch. Phone. and that's not counting the retro computers. The only problem I suffer from is space. 🤣

The retro handheld collection lives in my bedroom because of easy access to chargers, but the only active devices usually are my phone and ebook, and neither seem to overpower the overwhelming need to sleep when I'm ready. Fortunate, that.

@jp here, laying in bed:

Typing on a cell phone. Running Android. Which has a baseband lte modem also running Android. ANDROIDCEPTION! Wifi and GPS. NFC and BT.

Next to me on the night stand: two ereader tablets. Also running Android. No LTE modem though. Wifi chipsets each.

A CPAP machine, with LTE modem, and a uSD card (flash controllers are often 8051 CPUs). My Pebble watch. A tv remote.

Behind the night stand, a zigbee switched outlet.

Honestly I've lost count of how many computers that truly is, so I just voted 10+.

@jp I’m in bed right now, so only 6.

@jp

Only one, since I'm in the wrong room for a high score, but I'm also in arm's reach of our dog, so that makes up for it

@jp I happened to be in the kitchen when I saw this, so it’s an unusually low 2: my phone and my watch
@jp I would like to point out that three of them are non-functioning cell phones
@jp Three. The Thinkpad I'm typing on now, an iPhone, and the old Thinkpad I don't use much anymore. (I'd have to stand on a chair to reach that one, but I can see it from here so I think it should count).
@jp fun but difficult! what is the length of a standarized arm?
Am i allowed to rotate on the office chair, to grab anything right behind me? I am not really that flexible.
How much stretching is allowed?
Also must the computer be 100% operational or can it have a defect?. Eg: if i have 2 partial computers that are going to become one operational one, do i count 2, 1 or 0? Not that it matters since scale stop at 10+
@jp I assumed "within arms reach" means "same room" here. I can reach any of the devices by moving chair 1m to the side. :-)
1. Work laptop
2. Work phone
3. Desktop
4. Personal laptop
5. Old MSI U100
6. Personal phone
7. Smartwatch
8. Old HP laptop
9. Old HP laptop
11. Old Toughbook
12. 3DS
13. 3DS
14. Nokia 800
+ few broken phones
Basically all of the above except one of the HPs can be turned on and used any moment. "Old" have modern, supported Linux distros on them, even 25+ y.o. Toughbook.
@jp Only two, but I am still in bed. If I was at my desk, four. No, five, and with a quick scoot across the room, seven. But three of those would be dead phones.

@jp

In bed... 4 (tablet, phone, steamdeck, kindle).

In about an hour ... two pcs, 8 tablets or phones for testing things, 4 VR headsets, midi keyboard, oh god ...

Probably less than 20 if I don't stretch too far.

@jp
One! I have a separate room where I can concentrate  

(5 active ssh sessions with computers in the other room  )
@jp I was thinking... Hm... 1... Yeah jus... wait... that, and that and that... I still may have missed something, and honestly ... yeah probably 10+ not four. I mean, some I'm not sure can be considered a computer, but yeah probably 10+ to be honest.
@FreakyFwoof @jp I said 2. I wasn't going to count my phone until you said that last part, lol. It never even occured to me to ask, but technically, it is.
@jp in bed, and the second is an ereader that hasn't been charged in months.

@jp at the desk just the work computer; in the main room the funputer on the table; the kids' funputer on the bookcase; the home/media server and a router on a storage furniture; a dead laptop in the storage furniture; and the ISP's router in another wookcase.

There are a couple of old phones somewhere, a dead tablet waiting for recycling, and the all the non general computers inside the appliances.

Minimal tonsurvive: 3 (phone, work and funputers)
Better: 4 (kids')
Total: 8 alive, 4 dead.

@jp are we counting the computers inside the computers?
@jp i counted 28 but im sure i missed some
@jp
Nemám rád Šmouly ...
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PS: můj první počítač měl násobně menší výkon než moje hodinky - takže jako počítač se berou i hodinky, chytré prsteny, mobily, mp4 přehrávače, chytrá lampička, chytrá zásuvka ... ?
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@jp when I answered this poll, it was just the one in my hand. But now I'm sitting next to the Cabinet of Many Lights and I have no idea how many are in there.
@jp At least 6, 3 laptops and 3 phones. Not all in current use but they are here.
@jp that‘s not fair, i‘m in the office and have a stack of Laptops an a ton of Raspberry Pis and Mini PCs behind my desk

@jp should I count the 4/5 -old-vintage laptops I can easily reach with my feet (but would require going under the desktop to reach them with my hands)?

otherwise it's just two, most of the other ones I used to have nearby have been moved on the other side of the room

and then there are the laptops actually in use, but those are spread out around the house

@jp General purpose computers?

3 current Mac, 2 discontinued/unsupported Mac, 2 Rasperry Pi, 2 iPhone, 1 iPad, 2 „NAS“*, 1 FreeBSD Xeon Server server.

Not counted: various devices with „computers“ im them, but not being general purpose „computers“: digital cameras, VoIP phone, laser printer, ethernet switches, router, cable modem and a DSL modem.

I won‘t even try to think about all the devices with some microcontroller in them.

* old one goes to another location this summer

@jp I voted 5 but i forgot the other 14 also in arms reach.

@jp it's a slippery concept, I keep finding new ones.

Also how many billion transistors are there in the room with me right now?