Also, is it just me, or has Shame Jones started looking like one of the skeksis from The Dark Crystal?

https://www.beehive.govt.nz/minister/hon-shane-jones

I wonder where his gentle mystic half is hiding out, maybe Golden Bay or Coromandel? Maybe there's a Motherstone we could find and return the missing half of, so we can save old Otis Claw from this half-man state of being?

#NZPolitics #NZFirst #ShaneJones

@Niall
> separating the factual critique from the slander

I prefer to call it satire, but I'm not going to pretend it's factual ; }

For those who've read The Halfmen of O, if you know, you know. For the rest of you, why not?!

@Niall
> I was searching for a better word and didn't find it

Makes sense. IANAL but it's only slander if I call Shame Jones a stunted halfman out loud, it would be libel if I write it in a social media post, right? 😆