Asta [AMP]2d ago
so the guy whose companies make self-exploding cars also makes self-exploding satellites and now he wants to "datacenters in space"

you realize they're going to explode, right. if they can't make one single fucking satellite not explode...
Show threadAsta [AMP]2d ago
I don't know why I was surprised to learn that the starlink satellites explode! I mean, the cars explode, the trucks explode, the rockets explode

tesla humanoid robots and spacex space datacenters don't exist, but if they ever do, the first thing they're going to do is explode
Show threadOzzelot 2d ago
@aud
He also made flamethrowers. Did they explode?
Show threadAsta [AMP]2d ago
@ozzelot I think he just slapped a tesla logo on pre-existing ones, which, admittedly, that's mostly all he does
Show threadOzzelot 
@aud well, first he had to slap himself on tesla, someone else's company, that's kinda an important part
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