Mastodawn

so the guy whose companies make self-exploding cars also makes self-exploding satellites and now he wants to "datacenters in space"

you realize they're going to explode, right. if they can't make one single fucking satellite not explode...

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Asta [AMP]2d ago

I don't know why I was surprised to learn that the starlink satellites explode! I mean, the cars explode, the trucks explode, the rockets explode

tesla humanoid robots and spacex space datacenters don't exist, but if they ever do, the first thing they're going to do is explode

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Asta [AMP]

musk: "all I do is racism and con people. everything I touch literally explodes. I'm going to put exploding kiddie porn generators into space. we will not be able to launch satellites for thousands of years. we will be stuck on this planet forever. the burning debris will poison us all."

investors: "YES!!!! here is all the money!@!!!!!"