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Lady Laura 
Can anyone suggest a recipe making use of 413,793 Kit Kats.
Asking for a friend
Nazo@cmconseils I mean, how do they even fence that? 😁
Mx. Eddie R@nazokiyoubinbou @cmconseils
When my dad was driving truck, the top two stolen loads were menstrual pads and peanut butter.
Lots of small shops willing to not ask questions for a few dollars off.
When my dad was driving truck, the top two stolen loads were menstrual pads and peanut butter.
Lots of small shops willing to not ask questions for a few dollars off.
@silvermoon82 @cmconseils I can see that, but who buys chocolate from questionable sources?
I mean, I could see a staple food. Rice or something maybe. But kit kats?
@nazokiyoubinbou @cmconseils
Word gets around which shop owners won't ask questions if you roll up at closing time with a Sprinter van full of chocolate or whatever.
To move 12T, it'd likely be a regional operation with contacts with local thieves, probably, sell it by the van-full.
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Deus Ex MacGuffin 
Oh but I would!
John Francis 🇨🇦🦫🍁💪⬆️@cmconseils melt 'em down, separate into components. Starches and carbs get fermented into alcohol and sold as biofuel. Oils processed into biodiesel. The remaining contents, probably cocoa...well that could be used build a fortress, using rammed-earth technique, to defend from the pissed off chocomafia who are coming some day...
Wildbird@cmconseils wouldn't I?
Walker@cmconseils that message is doing a ton of assuming about my motives around Kitkats.
I just might...
Toekneegee@cmconseils
I mean, not alone, I wouldn't.
I mean, not alone, I wouldn't.
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Neil
David Zaslavsky@cmconseils Aw man, I just saw one last week that uses 413,704 Kit Kats
Pēteris Krišjānis@cmconseils kitekat mega cake
Scott Michaud@cmconseils That should be enough for a FoxKat.
Hamish The PolarBear@cmconseils "mah belly!"?
Ainsley LowbeerTrade them for a Klondike Bar.
A-nom-nom-nom-aly BSC SSCCan't help with the recipe... but I'm pretty sure the end result would be diarrhoea. 🤔 😆
HollsHulsey
Urban CameraSteady on, I'm still trying to get through twenty-four tons of Neal's Yard cheddar....
J$@cmconseils Boil m mash m
stick m in a stew
stick m in a stew
nousersmanual@cmconseils set them up in a jenga formation. Invite twenty or so people to play. When someone knocks a section down they have to eat all of the ones that fell down in order to continue. To stay playing multiple rounds you cannot vomit, must not pass out because of sugar/ insulin issues. Lightning round your opponents are able to use a hair dryer as a psych out, you need to play faster so they don't melt out a corner. Its acceptable for them to fuse a corner together to secure their next move.
cupcakes@nousersmanual @cmconseils The deadliest jenga in all of drugstore
Theriac@cmconseils
the cream filling in Kitkats is made from ground up Kitkats. So basically launder them and sell them back to Rowntrees
the cream filling in Kitkats is made from ground up Kitkats. So basically launder them and sell them back to Rowntrees
Eric 🇨🇦@cmconseils Could sell them to the Easter bunny…
Ambient Sponge@cmconseils Some friends and I were talking about this at the weekend and someone said what do you do with 400,000 Kit-Kats and I said hold on to them until the end of October and be the best house at Halloween.
Julian West🦞@cmconseils just find 10,000 soup kitchens I'm sure they would be glad to have them
Смерть Окупантам@cmconseils no but I could use a free truck?
smells of bikes@cmconseils I wonder how many one person could eat.
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