"The CyberCab doors will not operate until we reach your destination and your fare has been paid."

"I've changed my mind. Let me out."

"You have not reached your destination. You have not paid."

"I've changed my mind about my destination. Let me out here."

"You have not paid."

"Fine. What do I need to pay?"

"You only need to pay when you've reached your destination."

"This is my destination. Let me pay."

"We have not moved. The fare is -$32,768."

[Smoke fills cabin]

#microfiction