@sinjut Whenever I flew with my kids they always got to be reverends, professors, barons etc. I always fly as captain, and if anyone asks (no one ever has) the answer will be "yarr, 'tis a cap'n I be!"
@stib Captain Birdseye, Captain Feathersword, captain of a lowly ranked cricket team, captain of industry or perhaps simply pub quiz team captain. It all counts.