When I'm trying to wee and struggling to get started I picture a specific scene from Blake's 7 where Tarrant has to pull a lever to open a dam. Usually does the trick
@fesshole Funny how that seems to be a thing. My personal memory that never fails to get the juice flowing is a scene from the 2002 video game "Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2" on the Gamecube. It's a specific scene where a car travels along a road that's behind a waterfall, and now please excuse me - I need to take a leak.
@fesshole have a similar thing with Servalan
@fesshole - Stick your hands under warm water in the sink or while laying on the couch.

@fesshole when I was a student my room was in an annexe of a hairdressers. The (very 1980s) decor included a fully mirror-tiled tiny under-stairs toilet where you could see infinite reflections of yourself from all angles in painful detail while listening to all the old ladies gossip in the salon. The way to relax myself into taking a pee was to close my eyes and visualise the video for TLC's "Waterfall" while quietly humming the tune to myself.

Still works now if I'm a little tense! 😀

@fesshole For me, it’s mentally reciting “Zen and the Art of Going to the Lavatory” from the graphics of BBC TV’s “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” episode 2. The dam usually breaks when I get to the line “Do not rain / Whilst train / Is standing at a station.” #HHGTTG #H2G2