This is a sleeping bag for polar conditions but... IDK I feel like if you use this you might wake up with wings or something.

*tucking into my sleeping bag*

Ant Who Has Been Judging Me All Day: "Well I see you have finally decided to grow up and start pulling your own weight around here. Hmph. Good!"

If you are wondering yes, there *is* an "ant who has been judging you all day." She's watching you now and shaking her head at your inefficiency.
@futurebird I’m much more of a grasshopper kind of person.

@michaelgemar @futurebird Let me put in a good word for cicadas. Two years ago, we had a cicada in our front tree that kept chirping long after the other cicadas had given up or died.

We named him Boris and enjoyed him for a wildly long time as we sat out on our front stoop.

I have a tee shirt with a memorial image on it. It says “RIP Boris, 2007-2024”. (Not the actual Boris. Stock art.)

@marick @futurebird The cicada life cycle is so wild. Decades under ground, and then a few weeks above as adults.

Biology can be bizarre.

@michaelgemar @marick

Cicadas are like the kind of perfectionist who won't share their book until they have been working on it for 17 years and it's perfect.

@michaelgemar @marick

I like to think they spend all that time composing their little songs. Getting all of the screaming just right.

@futurebird Marvin Gaye didn't develop that honeyed smoke voice in the womb. It takes years, and hard practice, to stridulate with the dulcet tones of a wheelless dumpster being dragged across a parking garage. @michaelgemar @marick

@futurebird @michaelgemar @marick

Also, they're absolutely stunning https://flic.kr/p/rbSn4F

Cicada

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@sy @futurebird @marick That’s gorgeous (and kinda terrifying).
@futurebird @michaelgemar I read that to Dawn, and she grinned at me, and she said “You’re a cicada!” (She has perhaps heard too much over 35 years about how hard it is to get the explanation right.)

@marick @michaelgemar @futurebird Previous cat Kobaïa once brought me a wounded Cicada in the middle of the night. Woke up quite suddenly when it decided we needed to hear the song of its people...

(But then I got a nice photo out of it, so fair's fair.)

@davefischer @marick @michaelgemar

It's always so confusing when they do this "look it's a creature! It's still alive, I was carful just for you! Let's chase it together! Mom? Why are you crying?"

@futurebird @marick @michaelgemar

a. The cats bring me a slightly chewed, but still active mouse in the middle of the night, drop it next to my head.

b. Mouse immediately tries to hide in my dreds.

c. I wake to the cats attacking my hair.

@davefischer @marick @michaelgemar

Moments that make one question everything.

@michaelgemar @futurebird And now the noble name of the cicada is associated with a coronavirus strain.

"New ‘Cicada’ COVID variant is spreading in the U.S.” www.scientificamerican.com/article/new-cicada-covid-variant-is-spreading-in-the-u-s-heres-what-to-know/

Most unjustly maligned insect? Next, perhaps, to the earwig.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PNtn6ly9wU

Amazing Earwig Wings in Action!

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