the thought "coffee is tea" entered my head unbidden and i had to make the whole alignment chart in order to banish it
@chr
Bottom left is hurting my brain
Tea tree oil is from a very different plant
Melaleuca alternifolia rather than Camelia Sinensis
If it was rewritten to say "the tea plant" or similar then it would work because anything colloquially named a tea tree/shrub/etc would qualify

