"then you can just drop fucking dead"
*IMMEDIATELY dies*

I'm fucking cackling 😂
That was the single scene I still vaguely remembered. So good.

Well that was about as ridiculous as I remembered, on to number 2 which I haven't seen before!

And we're starting with establishing that it's the same movie universe as the first one, good idea.

Aaand here's the horrible accident that makes people not want to drive behind log trucks, check.

Now on to the disbelief and suspicion while people drop like flies!

I like the foreshadowing of the magnetic letters spelling out EYE. You know it's coming, but you don't know how. Nice.

Death sure is a big fan of OMINOUS WIND™

Oh hey, the single survivor from 1 is in a padded cell. Without a toilet. I have questions.

I also don't think a padded cell would be safe. Could choke on padding, strangled by the thread, choke on your own vomit...

I do not like what this man is implying.
Either the unborn child of the pregnant lady needs to be born or the survivors need to get to fucking. 😬

Drug addict not wanting to break his mama's heart, how sweet.

Wow, two quick deaths in a row!
And then another two!

So much happened in so little time and I got distracted and suddenly it's over. Disappointed that the OG final girl didn't make it, but at least new final girl made it to the credits.

Not sleepy yet, bring on more ridiculous deaths!

A rollercoaster this time, huh? They're really hamming up the spooky carnival angle for this intro. And why is every single painting ominous? If someone dies by swallowing a sword I'm calling bullshit.

Oh god the 2000's thongs sticking up out of their pants. I think that was what finally made me decide that fashion is fucking stupid and I want no part in it.

OMINOUS WIND™

At least one of these bimbos is getting burned alive in a tanning bed. And I will laugh about it.

Hello titties.
Goodbye titties.

Frankie is such a cunt and I hope his death involves genital trauma.

MORE OMINOUS WIND™

Disappointing lack of genital trauma!
But at least he's dead.

"I was gonna ask her to marry me" - cishet man with zero idea that his relationship was terrible and she was about to break up with him.

Okay, that workout death was funny.

For the love of fuck goth guy get with the program and believe them already.
No not like that!  

*cackles*
Bye bye goth guy.

Aaaw, I kinda liked the ending before the fakeout! Kill them all I say!

@Gulleko I like when people post movie reviews on here because I imagine taking stuff of what they've said and using it as a pull quote for the movie poster.

If I could sit on my computer I would mock this up.

Final Destination 3: "Disappointing lack of genital trauma."