When looking at the "if you enjoyed this movie, you might enjoy these" section, one of the Final Destination movies was on there.
I've only ever seen the first one, (long enough ago that I actually saw it on tv), but am I right in assuming that the deaths get progressively more silly and convoluted as the series goes on?
I have a lot of time in bed to kill and don't have anything better to watch that I can think of (because brain is soup)...
"then you can just drop fucking dead"
*IMMEDIATELY dies*
I'm fucking cackling 😂
That was the single scene I still vaguely remembered. So good.
Well that was about as ridiculous as I remembered, on to number 2 which I haven't seen before!
And we're starting with establishing that it's the same movie universe as the first one, good idea.
Aaand here's the horrible accident that makes people not want to drive behind log trucks, check.
Now on to the disbelief and suspicion while people drop like flies!
I like the foreshadowing of the magnetic letters spelling out EYE. You know it's coming, but you don't know how. Nice.
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Oh hey, the single survivor from 1 is in a padded cell. Without a toilet. I have questions.
I also don't think a padded cell would be safe. Could choke on padding, strangled by the thread, choke on your own vomit...
I do not like what this man is implying.
Either the unborn child of the pregnant lady needs to be born or the survivors need to get to fucking. 😬
Drug addict not wanting to break his mama's heart, how sweet.
Wow, two quick deaths in a row!
And then another two!
So much happened in so little time and I got distracted and suddenly it's over. Disappointed that the OG final girl didn't make it, but at least new final girl made it to the credits.
Not sleepy yet, bring on more ridiculous deaths!
A rollercoaster this time, huh? They're really hamming up the spooky carnival angle for this intro. And why is every single painting ominous? If someone dies by swallowing a sword I'm calling bullshit.
Oh god the 2000's thongs sticking up out of their pants. I think that was what finally made me decide that fashion is fucking stupid and I want no part in it.
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At least one of these bimbos is getting burned alive in a tanning bed. And I will laugh about it.
Hello titties.
Goodbye titties.
Frankie is such a cunt and I hope his death involves genital trauma.
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Disappointing lack of genital trauma!
But at least he's dead.
"I was gonna ask her to marry me" - cishet man with zero idea that his relationship was terrible and she was about to break up with him.
Okay, that workout death was funny.
For the love of fuck goth guy get with the program and believe them already.
No not like that! 
*cackles*
Bye bye goth guy.
Aaaw, I kinda liked the ending before the fakeout! Kill them all I say!
Still not sleepy and also hungry. Time for Final Destination 4 while also heating up frozen things in the oven (and shoving them in my face).
Also why is the fourth movie named The Final Destination?! Is it a soft reboot so they can reuse deaths? Were they too worried nobody would go see something with a 4 in the title? Were the executives just fuckwits?
Either way I have opinions. The next one is just Final Destination 5 before they ditch the number again for the sixth one?
BE CONSISTENT.
Is this legally distinct nascar?
"You're sick, Hunt"
Lol she said cunt. Yes I'm mentally 12.
Ok I'm a fan of this opening. Going through all the horrible ways people died in the previous movies via xrays looks fucking sweet. Music is good too.
Why does every survivor group have an unstable violent man in it? Have white men considered going to fucking therapy?
Getting himself killed while doing klan shit is some fucking well deserved karma though.
Someone on the production team has a foot fetish, they focused on that pedicure for waaay too long.
Of course Cunt plays golf. 🙄
And is a terrible lay.
AND bullies children?
Yeah, there is absolutely zero chance of him surviving, and good riddance.
That man just got his intestines sucked out through his anus. I do not want to see an xray of that for the end credits thanks.
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"It's over!"
*checks runtime* 
Are all american buildings built like shit or are movies exaggerating? Because no fucking way that hospital would be up to code here in Sweden.
And this construction site? Why in the everloving fuck is there that much flammable fuel UPSTAIRS in a fucking MALL?! Ridiculous.
That was a solid ending though. Good reuse of the intro xrays. 
Gulleko
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