Okay, so this post is clearly just a dumb joke but I did buy an at home hair removal device a couple of years ago, but it didn't work for me because my leg hair is very light and fine and I guess the device needs darker hair so it can see the hair follicles to zap them.

I've had the thing sitting under my bathroom sink for over a year and realized I probably have a friend on Mastodon who could use this and who it might actually work for, so I'd be happy to mail it to someone in the US for free with hope they'll have better luck with it.

I'd ideally like it to go to a trans friend who wants to try something out in the safety of their own home, but I wouldn't recommend it to anyone who has dumb blonde wispy hair like mine and would instead recommend to those with darker hair and good contrast between hair color and skin tone.

I no longer have the box because it was big and bulky and took up way too much space, but it's in very good condition.

I've included a photo with a can of Pepsi for scale (Pepsi not included because I just drank it).

If you'd like more info, here's a link to what I believe to be the same model:
https://www.ulike.com/products/sapphire-air-3-ipl-hair-removal?variant=43727558508785

Please comment here or DM me if you'd like to be the next recipient of the sisterhood of the traveling hair removal device (as stated before, trans friends will take priority).