Amazing how many headlines parrot the corporate framing that Meta's new Hyperion data center would "deliver gigawatts of power" -

"AI data center ... will deliver five gigawatts of computational power to fuel the company's new AI" ❌

"[data center will] supply its new AI lab with five gigawatts of computational power" ❌

No. NO. Don't do that. Hyperion will *consume* 5GW of power, including three NEW new gas-turbine power plants, in order to run giant toxic content sludge generators. πŸ’© βœ”

@cbecker

This is a press release painted as "journalism", written by AI. No surprise the result is a study in misdirection.

@cbecker

Journalists stopped being actual journalists several years ago. All they do now is 'polish' the corporate press releases, and then uncritically stick them into the 'news'.

Not *journalism*, just a cross between copy-typists, and AI-slop.

@cbecker it's ridiculous that we even started listing electrical power.

It's the most meaningless thing about a datacenter. It says precisely nothing about what it can do, because what 5GW will yield depends SO MUCH on the ever-shifting technology.

@claudius @cbecker and it also implies that a dc will be loose value if they manage to make it more efficient.

@cbecker

This is assuming, of course, that they ever finish it and turn it on. Which they likely won't.

@cbecker We're in the age of access journalism, 'print this with the correct spin and you may get a genuine exclusive interview every now and then and find yourself a seat at press events, question it and you will only get boilerplate responses going forward.'
@cbecker now let's see how they manage to make this look good in their next "sustainability" report