AI6YR Ben20 tons of tofu
rotting in the creek
Smells so awful
It really does reek
Semi full of tofu
Went off the edge
Now it's rotting
Behind a hedge
Stuck down there
in Tater Hollow
Been there for weeks
I don't follow
They don't eat
much tofu there
Down in Missouri
I do swear
Don't ask me
I can't tell you
Why Missouri doesn't
pay for a clean up crew
#poem (human)
NPR: A tofu truck crashed in Missouri. Weeks later, the rotting smell is stinking up the town
https://www.kcur.org/arts-life/2026-03-24/tofu-truck-crash-missouri-phelps-county
A tofu truck crashed in Missouri. Weeks later, the rotting smell is stinking up the town
Local authorities say no one was hurt in the Phelps County crash, but the scene at the 172-mile marker is still there. One local resident said online that the rotting tofu left behind smells similar to catfish bait.
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