Mastodawn

"Want anything from the store?"
(I'm feeling a bit sick and over stimulated)
"just some vanilla ice cream"

(later... phone rings)

"Uh... babe...there are six kinds of vanilla ice cream? French Vanilla? Vanilla Bean? Classic Vanilla? Cutting Edge Vanilla?..."

Why would they do this? Why did they take vanilla ice cream: the food of people who are feeling plain and simple and overwhelmed and make it complex?

	Classic Vanilla
	Vanilla Bean
	French Vanilla
	Country Style Vanilla

Poll ends at Mar 31 at 11:01pm.

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australopithecus

@futurebird
fwiw "French vanilla" at least means with a custard-like ice cream base (ie includes yolks)
"classic" usually means Philadelphia style, ie not French
"vanilla bean" of course means it has actual vanilla bean in it rather than extract or artificial flavor
Everything else is inconsistent ¯\_(ツ)_/¯