"Want anything from the store?"
(I'm feeling a bit sick and over stimulated)
"just some vanilla ice cream"

(later... phone rings)

"Uh... babe...there are six kinds of vanilla ice cream? French Vanilla? Vanilla Bean? Classic Vanilla? Cutting Edge Vanilla?..."

Why would they do this? Why did they take vanilla ice cream: the food of people who are feeling plain and simple and overwhelmed and make it complex?

Classic Vanilla
Vanilla Bean
French Vanilla
Country Style Vanilla
Poll ends at .
@futurebird Not among the poll options, but—whichever one has real vanilla in the ingredients, rather than “vanilla flavoring”.
@digichelle @futurebird That's the poll option I was looking for.