Step one: be with someone.

Fuck.

they’re are a lot of someones outside, try putting a cake under a box propped up with a stick, tie the stick to a string. and when someone goes for the cake, you pull the string.

enjoy your new loving partner

What is this shit, guess I’m supposed to marry this ferret?

1/10 horrible dating advice.

Mazel tov to you and your ferret husband.