I'm going to try touching N64 emulation again.

start your startwatches, lets see how long it'll be until I'm replying to this with "N64 IS THE WORST CONSOLE EVER AND CANNOT BE EMULATED"

well, gopher64 is a blurry mess
okay, bizhawk's mupen64 isn't blurry on the text, so this is... doable.
no ASCII or similar in the RAM dump, because why would anything be easy?
found shifted text in the ROM!
00=a
01=b
etc
and I have text injection
oh god, they don't support uppercase: instead there's a "shift to uppercase" character, and a "shift to lowercase" character.
@foone
I can't believe
"shift to uppercase" ALL YOUR CASE ARE BELONG TO US "shift to lowercase" is actually a thing!
@ColmDonoghue actually you have to re-shift for every word, since space turns it off