I'm not gonna say how it's pronounced, but I know how it's spelled.

https://ellenmorrisprewitt.com/my-ps-story/

My P***s Story - Ellen Morris Prewitt

I was trying to act like an adult reading from Skye Jackson's amazing poetry, but I came across a reference that triggered my p***s story.

Ellen Morris Prewitt
@ellenmorrisprewitt I always thought the first part was supposed to rhyme with "tennis", but your theory is good too.

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Pen-iss-ton would be my guess if it's following similar pronunciations found in the UK.

'Penn' means headland or height in Brittonic, and 'ton' is an Old English suffixes meaning village.

@Emmacox @emb_cit Oh, my goodness. Now I'm thinking of a village of ....

@ellenmorrisprewitt @emb_cit Penistone is a place over in Yorkshire in the Pennines.

I’m in Cornwall and the derelict farm I used to live near to was names Peniskier.

@ellenmorrisprewitt @emb_cit for more rude uk place names, why not try Twatt, Shitterton, Wet Wang, Titty Ho, Netherthong, Fingeringhoe, Great Cockup, Butthole Lane, and Bitchfield.
@ellenmorrisprewitt @emb_cit the highest hill where I live is also named Brown Willy. But this is down to the English taking Cornish words and changing them to the nearest English sounding equivalent.
@Emmacox @emb_cit This is my favorite so far. šŸ˜„

@ellenmorrisprewitt @emb_cit

The thought is the Cornish name for the hill was either "Bronn Wennili" meaning "hill of swallows" or "Bronn Ewhella" meaning "highest hill".

@Emmacox @emb_cit Then some fifth grade boys got ahold of it?

@ellenmorrisprewitt @emb_cit
Exactly! See also Pen y cwm gwyk (head of the creek), which became Penny Come Quick.

Similar to those fifth grade boys naming body parts, sniggering because vagina means sword sheath.

Actually... I don't know many any exist anymore, but Gropec*nt Lane was common in many UK towns and cities.

@Emmacox @emb_cit Well, that made me laugh out loud!