New here and no idea what’s going on? One day in 2010, I asked people on Twitter to share their homescreens. I thought it would be funny to judge them with the confidence and unearned certainty of most tech bros.

Every year I befriended nerds who went with the bit and also made a useful block list of men who started using slurs when I told them their email app was misplaced.

Even post Twitter, I still think it’s fun to tell people why they need to change their wallpapers and resize a widgets.