The hubris of a man who has been building his own desktops for over 30 years...

I've closed the case, wired it up, and am downloading Devuan, just assuming the RAM, power, CPU, GPU, M2 disk, USB key and everything connected to motherboard will work.

When will I ever learn...

The stupid "Ugreen" keyboard/mouse splitter didn't work, which isn't a great start (even using USB C power for the sparkly keyboard, changing the keyboard to the dull one etc).

First CPU I used was an AMD 386 DX33. Blindingly quick!

https://thandor.net/object/144

The biggest one stop speed gain I ever had was using the Adaptec 2940 UW SCSI card in about 1995/6 with a server disk I nicked from work. 40MB(ytes!!!!)/s. Phwoar!