“I wonder how fast this train is going. Surely it should be easy to find out, as my phone does gps magic” and other stupid and deeply ignorant things I have thought recently.

My iphone doesn’t offer a native speedometer, and the ios app store is absolutely choked with offerings which will spew ads and harvest a load of data about me and “offer in-app purchases”. All this for something my phone hardware can do already!

Anyway, in conclusion, I still hate modern technology.