The crunchy granola lifestyle must not only be made unmarketable again, its adherents must become nuisances to the zoning department
@MLE_online I have most of this accomplished.
Faded trellis
Hooptie car
Giant compost pit that the neighborhood dogs roll around in
Falling down partial fence
@smellsofbikes you do not have a hooptie car, but you're doing fine with the rest
@MLE_online You haven't seen it lately! More hoopty every day.
@smellsofbikes i do not believe you. This is hooptie stolen valor.

@MLE_online @smellsofbikes

(random person off in the distance searches for "hooptie" on the Interwebs)

@ai6yr @MLE_online @smellsofbikes

I contend that my yard looks a lot tidier, now that I have tarps covering the giant piles of potentially useful junk, and the outdoor bath tub (which is definitely not clawfoot) is mostly hidden by vines

I even sometimes wash the algae off the vans in the driveway

I still get problems with USPS periodically refusing to deliver mail for 3 months at a time