@asokel everything is edible............. once

@tesstherefusinggirl what does that mean

@asokel you can eat a lot of things that will kill you after you eat them, so you can only eat them once

@tesstherefusinggirl oh. right

@tesstherefusinggirl ..is gauze one of those

@asokel i dont think so, but you wont get any nutrition from it, it would be like those sea turtles that eat plastic, and then starve because they actually have stuff in their stomach and dont eat

@tesstherefusinggirl oh. well i dont think the mres are much better. and im out of tiramisu

@tesstherefusinggirl i put it all somewhere and i forgot where

@asokel the mres are deigned for war, to give someone everythign they need to survive in a protable and hard to damage package, they might not be nice but they definitely are actually good for you in terms of nutrition

@tesstherefusinggirl i think theyre expired

@tesstherefusinggirl theyre all dated 1991

@asokel i dont think thats how it works, do they HAVE expiration dates?, maybe search when mres expire

@tesstherefusinggirl ok hang on

@tesstherefusinggirl when do mres expire

@tesstherefusinggirl FUCK

@asokel how

@tesstherefusinggirl im TIRED ok. and its 3 to 5 years apparently

@asokel really?? damn

@tesstherefusinggirl yeah

@asokel well high quality is more a "best before" thing that "expires after", you can eat a cake that has been sitting around to the point its gone a bit stale without health consequences, but its best before that happens

@tesstherefusinggirl thats true but its been 30 YEARS

@asokel mayyybe? have you gotten like, seriously sick from them?

@tesstherefusinggirl yeah

@asokel regularly? and are you sure its not from, all the OTHER stuff you eat

@tesstherefusinggirl it happens sometimes. and what do you mean OTHER stuff

@asokel you eat BUGS, you eat SOAP, you were literally just asking if you could eat FUCKING GAUZE

@tesstherefusinggirl i meant to SEARCH it

@asokel SAME THING, YOU WERE ASKING A SEARCH ENGINE

@tesstherefusinggirl people ask search engines stupid things ALL THE TIME

@asokel YEAH, AND IF IT HAS TOLD YOU "yeah mate i guess you wont die" YOU FUCKING WOULDVE

@tesstherefusinggirl i probably wouldve either way. i am now

@asokel YOU ARE A COMPLETE FUCKING MORON, HOW CAN YOU BE SURE IT WASNT, LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE YOUVE EATEN

@tesstherefusinggirl it was an EMERGENCY. i couldnt find any food

@asokel you have mres man, sorry I was angry last night because I was extremely tired, but you are still an idiot