you ever impressed at how bad a coffee is? like, the only reason I believe coffee beans were involved in the creation of this hot black liquid is trust in my fellow human beings

#coffee

@tendstofortytwo once ordered an Americano and watched in horror as it was produced by pulling a 500ml shot

It was flowing CLEAR by the end

(I took it)

@coral flowing clear means water, so it sounds like you got your americano :P

how was it?

@tendstofortytwo astonishingly bitter and vegetal. Like brewing burnt rice

It got dumped onto the train tracks as soon as I was out of visual range!

@coral sounds about right, my condolences