[teaching my alien about acronyms]
me: so this is UTC. it means coordinated universal time

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[teaching my alien about acronyms]
me: so this is UTC. it means coordinated universal time
My dad, looking at a tube of Gorilla Glue, thoughtfully:
Every time I see this, I think of that gorilla that got killed. Harambe.
Me: You think… Of Harambe? When you see Gorilla Glue?
Dad: Yes. Just like this Gorilla Glue, kiddo, he was the strength holding our world together.
Me: Oh. Okay. I… I agree.