This Is My GlasgowThe Duke is coneless ... I repeat, the Duke is coneless ... this is not a drill ... Can all available Guardians of the Cone please report to their assigned posts as soon as possible to rectify the situation.
Oli@thisismyglasgow
Are the ravens leaving the tower of london too?
Is Humphry the downing street cat ok?
Or is this a #Scotland-only crisis?
Edit: BBC have ignored the crisis, must be #Scotland only
Because we know how the BBC deal with "regional" news (it hurts to even type that!)