This Is My GlasgowThe Duke is coneless ... I repeat, the Duke is coneless ... this is not a drill ... Can all available Guardians of the Cone please report to their assigned posts as soon as possible to rectify the situation.
MH Thaung@thisismyglasgow Huh. He had 3 cones a day or two ago. Very suspicious
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Infoseepage@thisismyglasgow Isn't there some sort of rapid response team, with a heavy lift hexa-copter ready to lift a new traffic cone into place at a moment's notice? This really can't stand. It surely offends every British person to let the Duke's dignity be insulted by a random pidgeon crapping on his head. Surely, Starmer will announce this as his new first priority of the week.
Sci Fi Brickyards 🚀@thisismyglasgow
Is this an omen?? 😳
Is this an omen?? 😳
Pip Gowenlock@AndorianSoup @thisismyglasgow when the cone leaves the Duke's head, someone gonnae wend up deid.
kim_harding ✅@thisismyglasgow That's a national emergency.... 🤣
Adrian W@thisismyglasgow Oh no! That can’t be right. We’re doomed! Doomed!!
Leonieke@thisismyglasgow Is there a livestream we can follow?
staringatclouds@thisismyglasgow Oh. My. God. Nooooooooooo !😱
Oli@thisismyglasgow
Are the ravens leaving the tower of london too?
Is Humphry the downing street cat ok?
Or is this a #Scotland-only crisis?
Edit: BBC have ignored the crisis, must be #Scotland only
Because we know how the BBC deal with "regional" news (it hurts to even type that!)
tiddy roosevelt@thisismyglasgow Saw the picture before reading the toot and despite not recognising what statue it is still found myself thinking 'huh, there's no cone??'
Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸@thisismyglasgow
CASE NIGHTMARE CONE
CASE NIGHTMARE CONE
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I didn't recognise the statue without its cone. I hope this is rectified soon!
Some Kind Of Garf@thisismyglasgow Is this like when the Gävle goat doesn't burn
Martyn@thisismyglasgow This is the end times
Jude🇵🇸@thisismyglasgow Hahaha....
Fish Id Wardrobe ⁂@thisismyglasgow huh. never noticed it before, but the expression on that horse's face is quite something.
"who the fuck are you and what are you doing with that chisel?"