QuilotoaWhoever invented the phrase, "I slept like a baby," never had kids.
“I slept like a 13-year-old on a Saturday morning”
「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)I slept like a teen who’s parents had to go to work early, and decided to sleep in and skip school
Lucy :3
idunnololz“I slept like god during the Holocaust.”
MinnesotaGoddamI farted myself awake because it stank like an outhouse gave birth to a sewage company and the whole damn honeydipper family was invited?