HelenMar 28

The internet today is very much "oh that guy said he likes apples"

WHY DO YOU HATE ORANGES. WHAT ABOUT CHERRIES. Your silence on cavolo nero is DEAFENING. You didn't mention the plight of Sri-Lankan tea plantations so you are clearly filled with hate, you terrible human. And you probably once ate a puppy.
#cancelled

Show threadHelenMar 28

Dude just really likes apples, y'know. That's literally all we know.

Side note: Nagano has the most amazing apples I've ever seen, bigger than my face, and there was apple flavoured stuff everywhere. It was incredible. I want to go back just for the apples.

Show threadHelenMar 28
Please don't cancel me for not professing my love of hash browns in this post about apples.
Show threadGreem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
@miffyhelen YOU COLOUR HATER
Mar 28 at 11:52amWeb