Helen

The internet today is very much "oh that guy said he likes apples"

WHY DO YOU HATE ORANGES. WHAT ABOUT CHERRIES. Your silence on cavolo nero is DEAFENING. You didn't mention the plight of Sri-Lankan tea plantations so you are clearly filled with hate, you terrible human. And you probably once ate a puppy.
#cancelled

Mar 28 at 11:44amWeb
Show threadHelenMar 28

Dude just really likes apples, y'know. That's literally all we know.

Side note: Nagano has the most amazing apples I've ever seen, bigger than my face, and there was apple flavoured stuff everywhere. It was incredible. I want to go back just for the apples.

Show threadHelenMar 28
Please don't cancel me for not professing my love of hash browns in this post about apples.
Show threadRolloTreadwayMar 28
@miffyhelen Hash browns? What, you're anti-chips are you? Trying to take away everyone's right to enjoy chips! CANCELLED.
Show threadHelenMar 28
@RolloTreadway that's pro-seagull talk, that is!
Show threadGreem (Graeme. Not Graham!)Mar 28
@miffyhelen YOU COLOUR HATER
Show threadDizzy 0069 Stiff Assed Crip Mar 28
@miffyhelen Japanese apple flavour Kit Kats are lush
Show threadSignalElevenMar 28
@miffyhelen I periodically remove my fedi client from my homescreen because I'm super sensitive to that.