The Duke is coneless ... I repeat, the Duke is coneless ... this is not a drill ... Can all available Guardians of the Cone please report to their assigned posts as soon as possible to rectify the situation.

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@thisismyglasgow Isn't there some sort of rapid response team, with a heavy lift hexa-copter ready to lift a new traffic cone into place at a moment's notice? This really can't stand. It surely offends every British person to let the Duke's dignity be insulted by a random pidgeon crapping on his head. Surely, Starmer will announce this as his new first priority of the week.