@medieval_illuminations I've had meals like this

@medieval_illuminations literally me rn

@medieval_illuminations flaming diahorrea doesn't sound like as useful a defence mechanism as just having your horns the right way around

@medieval_illuminations well if some jangly bitch stabbed me in the armpit you can bet I'd fart fire down upon them too

@medieval_illuminations
Early evidence of cow tipping and lighting cow farts.